#MELLOWTHEFUKOUT #MELLOWTHEFUKOUT

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Pretend you’re me and write me an “About Me”.

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genre is the weirdest fucking word like why the hell is it pronounced “john-ruh” get that shit out of my face

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DWTS = Dancing With The Stars

DWTS = Down With The Sickness

coincidence ?

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potatokitties-074:

pixies-shootin:

sixpenceee:

austni:

coolscar:

ok followers lets write a story. ill start: a young man stands in his bedroom

jackin it

he hears a knock on his door

At first, he didn’t want to answer it, but the knock became louder, more demanding, and more frequent

So he got up, forgetting his computer on and opens the door. The one who was knocking was…

he was still jackin it

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lovin my follower count rn

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uglysoulsbeautifulbodies:

DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE HOW I PUT RED IN IT. I PUT RED IN IT. AND THEY NOTICED.” MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD KNOWS YOU ARE PROUD OF THEM.

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kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

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blameaspartame:

For Your 4/20 Smoke Sessions

blameaspartame:

For Your 4/20 Smoke Sessions

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